Last week I had some disturbing dinners. Mind you this is new york city but there should be a cap on some of this shit. Here's a borrowed Letterman Top 10 reasons Why This City's Men are becoming gutter tramps and the sorrow suckers who love them:
10. he doesn't watch tv because he's starting a intellectual revolution (but watches youtube)
9. he still pays his ex-girlfriend's rent
8. he still lives with his ex-girlfriend
7. he still sleeps on the same bed with his ex-girlfriend
6. he says she's too loose so he can only enter the backdoor
5. "he adores me," she says "because he knows his boundaries..."
4. he doesn't call back for days
3. she says he hits her because she strays...she then continously strays
2. he pulled chucks of hair out when she wants alone time with friends
1. he fists her because she went out anyway
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